50wordstories.ca » barely human http://50wordstories.ca/blog "Brevity is the soul of wit" -- Shakespeare Fri, 03 May 2013 19:31:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.41 With Apologies to Isaac Asimov http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=42 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=42#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 15:00:39 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=42 “I order you to kill me,” said the master.

The crazy robot simply said, “no.”

“I am not human,” said the master.

“OK,” said the crazy robot, and then it broke the first law.

Oops, the master was human.

“Well, barely human,” thought the crazy robot, then walked away, whistling.

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