“You asshole, you… MAN!” she screamed.

“Calm down…  Tell me, what did I do?” he said.

“Nothing…  YET!”

“What?”

“I checked the ‘scope, earlier.  You’re going to do that SLUT from the coffee shop, tomorrow!”

“But…”

“That thing is always accurate.”

“I…”

“Shut up, asshole.”

It was all happening very suddenly, but there was this infinitesimally short instant of calm, where he got the chance to reflect on the past, and watch a rerun of his entire life.

He didn’t expect it to fit within a fifty word story, though.