50wordstories.ca » complained http://50wordstories.ca/blog "Brevity is the soul of wit" -- Shakespeare Fri, 03 May 2013 19:31:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.41 Never Forget… http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=146 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=146#comments Mon, 14 Sep 2009 15:00:35 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=146 His wife complained that he’d forget everything.

He’d forgotten their anniversary.  Every year.

He’d forget where he left his keys.

He decided to kill her.  That would show her.

At the crucial moment, he pulled out…

Nothing.

The gun was in his nightstand.

Or maybe in the car?

I forget.

]]> http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?feed=rss2&p=146 0 A Pretty Bad Case of the Mondays http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=131 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=131#comments Mon, 07 Sep 2009 15:00:17 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=131 “I hate Mondays!” As cliché as it was, he really meant it. “Weekends should be longer by one day,” he complained bitterly. “But then, you wouldn’t accomplish anything,” retorted his cubicle neighbor. “Since weekends were extended to start on Tuesday, back in 2078, you’re just proving how lazy you are.”

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