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So Many Monkeys!

shutz — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 02:35:05 +0000

When the zoo was abandoned, many of the animals died, for lack of care.

Not the monkeys! They thrived, using their above-average intelligence (for animals) to mimic the humans who once took care of them.

They multiplied. There was monkey shit everywhere.

A sea of monkeys.

Monkey sea, monkey doo-doo.

shutz — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 15:00:13 +0000

Vampires and zombies emerged at the same time.

Nobody knows why.

They fought for their main resource: live humans.

Eventually, none were left. The zombies and vampires stopped fighting, with nothing left to fight for.

Gradually, with no “food” left, both groups faded away.

Guess that’s a happy ending, right?

shutz — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:00:35 +0000

A faraway future:

POOF!

“Hi!”

“Who are you?”

“I’m your guardian angel.”

“Boy are you wasting your time, then.”

“Why? You think you don’t deserve me?”

“No.”

“You already have a guardian angel?”

“Nope.”

“You don’t believe in angels?”

“Nah.”

“Then what?”

“I’m an angel too. The humans are gone.”