50wordstories.ca » mouth http://50wordstories.ca/blog "Brevity is the soul of wit" -- Shakespeare Fri, 03 May 2013 19:31:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.41 Neat Trick http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=99 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=99#comments Tue, 25 Aug 2009 15:00:19 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=99 “Here’s a neat trick,” he said.

He opened his mouth, real wide. He inserted his hand, then his arm, down his throat. His shoulder dislocated to go farther down. He stopped. Then his arm came back out, and he pulled himself inside out.

“What do you think?”

“You’re still ugly.”

]]> http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?feed=rss2&p=99 1 With apologies to Harlan Ellison http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=40 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=40#comments Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:00:00 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=40 She looked on in mild distaste as I pulled my upper lip down over my chin. The dinner guests were amazed, but she wasn’t. When the guests had gone, she had me do it again, and then she pulled out a stapler.

I have no mouth, and I must scream!

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