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		<title>DVD From the Future!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;This DVD will show us the future!&#8221; he said. &#8220;What did you waste your money on, now?  Some self-help guru&#8217;s prognostications?  Some crackpot financial analyst&#8217;s get-rich-quick scheme?&#8221; she said. &#8220;No, this will be actual footage, from the future!  Watch!&#8221; He starts it. Footage from the lab. White flash. Then static.]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;This DVD will show us the future!&#8221; he said.</p>
<p>&#8220;What did you waste your money on, now?  Some self-help guru&#8217;s prognostications?  Some crackpot financial analyst&#8217;s get-rich-quick scheme?&#8221; she said.</p>
<p>&#8220;No, this will be actual footage, from the future!  Watch!&#8221;</p>
<p>He starts it.</p>
<p>Footage from the lab.</p>
<p>White flash.</p>
<p>Then static.</p>
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		<title>Down to Earth</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blogger&#8217;s note: apologies for missing yesterday.  In an attempt to redeem myself, there will be two stories today. He wasn&#8217;t interested in fantasy, anymore. Reality had to be his focus. He had no patience for allegory anymore. Satire? Might as well waste everybody&#8217;s time by avoiding the point. No. What he would say next, he [&#8230;]]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><strong>Blogger&#8217;s note:</strong> apologies for missing yesterday.  In an attempt to redeem myself, there will be two stories today.</em></p>
<p>He wasn&#8217;t interested in fantasy, anymore. Reality had to be his focus.</p>
<p>He had no patience for allegory anymore. Satire? Might as well waste everybody&#8217;s time by avoiding the point.</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>What he would say next, he would mean. No more dicking around.</p>
<p>He opened his mouth and said, &#8220;I&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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