And Now, a Word from our Sponsor:

A commercial.

Young boy who won’t finish his meal:

“I hate peas!”

TV announcer:

“Canned peas got you down?  Did you know you can now get peas fresh, frozen, and many other ways?”

Chorus of Pea Industry people and their families:

“All we are saying, is give peas a chance!”

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Run

Run.
Run.
Run.
Stop.
Pant.
Breathe.
Scream.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Stop.
Door!
Open.
Light!
Burns!
See.
People.
Frozen.
Confused…
Touch.
Hard?
Yes.
Statues.
Impressed.
Look.
Movement!
Run.
Catch!
Kid?
Midget?
Leprechaun?
Goblin!
Icky…
Bitten!
Scream!
Pain.
Disappeared.
Where?
Door.
Slam!
Lock.
Walk.
Open?
Locked.
Numbness…
Slowing…
Immobile.
Stuck!
Statue.

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