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The Key to the Internet

shutz — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 04:21:49 +0000

“I hold, in my hand, the entire Internet!”

“What, in this tiny USB key? Impossible. The Internet is ever-changing.”

“This device holds not the data of the Internet, but the fractal algorithm which can iteratively generate all the content that will ever be on the Internet.”

“Cool.”

“I thought so.”

Professor Threelemmings

shutz — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 19:29:08 +0000

Professor Threelemmings had finally completed his device.

“This device,” he announced to his assistants, “will rid the world, nay, the entire universe, of something completely unneeded. Activate the device.”

There was a sudden flash!

“What’s disappeared?” asked an assistant.

“Nothing, it seems,” said a disappointed Professor Twolemmings, after looking around.

Job Interview(s)

shutz — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 15:00:53 +0000

He was being interviewed for his dream job, for the fourteenth time.

Things were going well, until he made another mistake.

So he used his TimeCo device again, and rewound back to the beginning of the interview, aiming for perfection.

What he didn’t know: the post had already been filled.