50wordstories.ca » doctor https://50wordstories.ca/blog "Brevity is the soul of wit" -- Shakespeare Fri, 03 May 2013 19:31:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.41 The Pimple https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=352 https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=352#comments Mon, 30 Nov 2009 05:19:11 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=352 He had one of those huge, ugly, annoying and itchy pimples that just wouldn’t go away.

The third time he tried squeezing it, it finally burst.

Then it leaked this milky, disgusting fluid, and kept on doing it for days.

He eventually went to his doctor, who said, “You’re lactating.”

]]> https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?feed=rss2&p=352 0 Woohoo! https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=117 https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=117#comments Mon, 31 Aug 2009 15:56:12 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=117 Everywhere he went, he would exclaim himself!

Yeah! Woohoo! Neato!

So much so that he had to see a doctor!

The doctor confirmed that he had a disorder!

Unfortunately, the condition was permanent!

However, the doctor did offer something to fix him always speaking about himself in the third person!

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