50wordstories.ca » Elvis https://50wordstories.ca/blog "Brevity is the soul of wit" -- Shakespeare Fri, 03 May 2013 19:31:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.41 Postcards from Hell II https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=356 https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=356#comments Tue, 01 Dec 2009 16:00:35 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=356 Hi Dad,

You’d love it here.  All the hottest women who’ve ever died are here, and they’re all up for anything.

I just had a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield.  Yeah.

Next, I’m going to jam for a bit with Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix and Keith Moon.

Your Son

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