50wordstories.ca » flexing https://50wordstories.ca/blog "Brevity is the soul of wit" -- Shakespeare Fri, 03 May 2013 19:31:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.41 Pick-ups https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=181 https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=181#comments Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:43:11 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=181 The first guy tried to pick up these three girls at a bar by flexing his muscles. They politely declined.

The second guy tried singing. They booed him away.

The third guy simply said, “You girls raise the bar.” And they left with him.

Girls just want to have pun.

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