50wordstories.ca » force https://50wordstories.ca/blog "Brevity is the soul of wit" -- Shakespeare Fri, 03 May 2013 19:31:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.41 Three Autobiographies and a Time Machine https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=428 https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=428#comments Tue, 23 Nov 2010 01:32:34 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=428 When he finished writing his autobiography, he realized how much he’d missed in life by concentrating on pure science, so he went back in time to force his past self to enjoy life.

The resulting autobiography was also a disaster — no accomplishments.

On his third try, he became a writer.

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