50wordstories.ca » half-drunk https://50wordstories.ca/blog "Brevity is the soul of wit" -- Shakespeare Fri, 03 May 2013 19:31:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.41 Drunk https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=89 https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=89#comments Thu, 20 Aug 2009 15:00:21 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=89 “You’re drunk,” the full glass of water said to the half-empty glass next to it.

The half-empty glass thought about this for a bit, and finally said, “I’m only half-drunk, but you’re just full of…”

And then the half-empty glass fell over, and poured its contents all over the bar.

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