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Dead Whale, or Apologies to Paul Simon

shutz — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:48:48 +0000

When you get your dead whale, you’ll find it hard to move around.

You can try getting help from friends, or you can hire.
You can get a crane.
You can manipulate gravity fields.
You can use magic.
You can pray.

There must be fifty ways to heave your blubber.

shutz — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 01:31:19 +0000

It’s sunny outside, but I’ve got the blinds closed. I like shadow.

This dame doesn’t. Keeps trying to see my face better. But she’ll hire me regardless.

Someone’s trying to kill her husband, and she’s trying to see if I’ll react to her cleavage.

I open the blinds a bit.