50wordstories.ca » hobby https://50wordstories.ca/blog "Brevity is the soul of wit" -- Shakespeare Fri, 03 May 2013 19:31:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.41 Paranoïa https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=303 https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=303#comments Wed, 11 Nov 2009 04:52:26 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=303 “It’s like everybody’s out to get me.”

“How does that make you feel?”
“Well, kinda helpless. And depressed. Even my best friends seem to be avoiding me. Heh, I must be imagining things.”

“Even if you’re paranoid, it doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.”

Psychoanalyst: Satan’s new hobby.

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