50wordstories.ca » hot https://50wordstories.ca/blog "Brevity is the soul of wit" -- Shakespeare Fri, 03 May 2013 19:31:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.41 Postcards from Hell IV https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=360 https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=360#comments Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:36:06 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=360 Hey, Maximum Johnny, you terrific ASSHOLE!

You’d love it here.

Yesterday, I got drunk, and then watched the Titty Parade!

It’s a weekly thing, here.  Thousands of fleshy globes…  bouncing to the music…

Then I got drunk again, and passed out.  I came to in a pool of lava.

Hot!

]]> https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?feed=rss2&p=360 0 Postcards from Hell III https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=358 https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=358#comments Thu, 03 Dec 2009 04:15:45 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=358 Hi Grandma,

I brought the sweater you made, but it’s been so hot that I haven’t had a chance to wear it yet.  I promise to wear it as soon as it gets a little cooler.

I said hi to Great-Grandpa.  He blames you for ending up here.

Bye now!

]]> https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?feed=rss2&p=358 0 Postcards from Hell I https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=354 https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=354#comments Tue, 01 Dec 2009 03:59:31 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=354 Hi Mom,

I’m having a lot of fun on my trip.  The weather’s been uniformly hot, and the people here are lots of fun.

Everybody’s who’s anybody is here.

Don’t worry about me, I’m wearing clean underwear, and I’m brushing my teeth after every meal.

Hell is fun!

Your Son

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