50wordstories.ca » maniac https://50wordstories.ca/blog "Brevity is the soul of wit" -- Shakespeare Fri, 03 May 2013 19:31:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.41 Santa Claus: Coming Soon to a Town Near You https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=123 https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=123#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:00:03 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=123 “He sees you when you’re sleeping, He knows when you’re awake,” sang Tom.

“Why are you singing that song?  We’re in September,” said Jim.

“Didn’t you hear?  Santa Claus is now a homicidal maniac.”

“I knew that.  So?”

“Do you really think he still keeps track of the current month?”

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