50wordstories.ca » manipulate https://50wordstories.ca/blog "Brevity is the soul of wit" -- Shakespeare Fri, 03 May 2013 19:31:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.41 Dead Whale, or Apologies to Paul Simon https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=270 https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=270#comments Fri, 30 Oct 2009 03:48:48 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=270 When you get your dead whale, you’ll find it hard to move around.

You can try getting help from friends, or you can hire.
You can get a crane.
You can manipulate gravity fields.
You can use magic.
You can pray.

There must be fifty ways to heave your blubber.

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