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		<title>So Many Monkeys!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[When the zoo was abandoned, many of the animals died, for lack of care. Not the monkeys!  They thrived, using their above-average intelligence (for animals) to mimic the humans who once took care of them. They multiplied. There was monkey shit everywhere. A sea of monkeys. Monkey sea, monkey doo-doo.]]></description>
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		<title>Koko the Monkey</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;xpwwtgqqqqqqqqqqq,&#8221; typed Koko the monkey with a human on its back. &#8220;Get off my back, I&#8217;m working,&#8221; it thought. The research assistant moved on to the next monkey. Koko pulled out the sheet and threw it away. He used the next sheet to continue his play, &#8220;Planet of the Monkeys&#8221;]]></description>
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<p>Koko pulled out the sheet and threw it away. He used the next sheet to continue his play, &#8220;Planet of the Monkeys&#8221;</p>
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