“Remember when we used to have things to say?”

“Remember when we used to have things to do?”

“Remember when we didn’t have such great memory?”

“Remember when we had more important stuff to remember?”

…and so on.

The 2023 Mnemonic Plague.

Never forget.

Ballistics confirmed that that gun had shot them all.  However, the gun itself had never been fired.

It was also proven that the drawer hadn’t been opened for fifty years.

The victims were all under fifty.