50wordstories.ca » predictable https://50wordstories.ca/blog "Brevity is the soul of wit" -- Shakespeare Fri, 03 May 2013 19:31:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.41 Ad Lib https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=203 https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=203#comments Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:00:07 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=203 “That woman has two vaginas! What the–”

“CUT! What the hell do you think you’re doing?” asked the director.

“Well, I thought the original line was a bit predictable, so I thought I might just–” said the actor.

“Play it as written!”

“I’m firing my agent tonight,” muttered the actor.

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