“You asshole, you… MAN!” she screamed.

“Calm down…  Tell me, what did I do?” he said.

“Nothing…  YET!”

“What?”

“I checked the ‘scope, earlier.  You’re going to do that SLUT from the coffee shop, tomorrow!”

“But…”

“That thing is always accurate.”

“I…”

“Shut up, asshole.”