50wordstories.ca » stayed https://50wordstories.ca/blog "Brevity is the soul of wit" -- Shakespeare Fri, 03 May 2013 19:31:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.41 Slaying Vampires, or Apologies to Joss Whedon https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=313 https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=313#comments Mon, 16 Nov 2009 04:14:01 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=313 “There I was, enjoying a nice restaurant meal, when these vampires burst in and scared everybody.  I picked up my steak, pushed it into that vampire’s heart, and dusted him.”

“Stake isn’t spelled ‘S-T-E-A-K’.”

“Those vamps didn’t seem to know much about spelling.”

“Guess they should have stayed in school.”

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