Do You Remember…?

shutz — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 04:40:04 +0000

“Remember when we used to just… talk?”

“Remember when we used to have things to say?”

“Remember when we used to have things to do?”

“Remember when we didn’t have such great memory?”

“Remember when we had more important stuff to remember?”

…and so on.

The 2023 Mnemonic Plague.

Never forget.

Des(s)ert

shutz — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 02:39:52 +0000

The Vampire sat with his friend Jake, the Last Man on Earth.

“I’m so hungry,” said the Vampire.

“So, just eat something.”

“Only human flesh will do, but if I eat you, I won’t have a friend to talk to anymore.”

“You can’t have your Jake and eat him, too.”