50wordstories.ca » terrific https://50wordstories.ca/blog "Brevity is the soul of wit" -- Shakespeare Fri, 03 May 2013 19:31:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.41 Postcards from Hell IV https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=360 https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=360#comments Fri, 04 Dec 2009 04:36:06 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=360 Hey, Maximum Johnny, you terrific ASSHOLE!

You’d love it here.

Yesterday, I got drunk, and then watched the Titty Parade!

It’s a weekly thing, here.  Thousands of fleshy globes…  bouncing to the music…

Then I got drunk again, and passed out.  I came to in a pool of lava.

Hot!

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