50wordstories.ca » throws https://50wordstories.ca/blog "Brevity is the soul of wit" -- Shakespeare Fri, 03 May 2013 19:31:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=3.8.41 Mario the Incompetent Plumber https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=396 https://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=396#comments Sat, 09 Jan 2010 04:16:07 +0000 http://50wordstories.ca/blog/?p=396 “Ever stop to think that Mario might’ve deserved whatever Donkey Kong threw at him?”

Oh boy, another rant…

“Why?”

“Imagine DK hired Mario to fix his pipes.  Then the sewers backed up, and there’s shit everywhere.  So DK puts the shit into barrels, throws them at Mario, out of spite.”

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