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		<title>Think of the Children!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:20:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Save my children!&#8221; screamed the woman as the firemen carried her out. Hank went back in. Avoiding a sudden fireball to his right, he slips through a hole in the wall to his left, into the next room. Looking around, he sees them. &#8220;Dolls,&#8221; he snarls as the building collapses.]]></description>
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<p>Hank went back in.</p>
<p>Avoiding a sudden fireball to his right, he slips through a hole in the wall to his left, into the next room. Looking around, he sees them.</p>
<p>&#8220;Dolls,&#8221; he snarls as the building collapses.</p>
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		<title>Surprise Witness</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;How does the defendant plead?&#8221; Just then, the defendant got up and announced: &#8220;Not guilty, your honor, on account of my wife not being dead after all!&#8221; Before anyone could object, the doors to the courtroom flew open, and an obviously zombified woman walked in. &#8220;My love!&#8221; said the defendant.]]></description>
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<p>Just then, the defendant got up and announced:</p>
<p>&#8220;Not guilty, your honor, on account of my wife not being dead after all!&#8221;</p>
<p>Before anyone could object, the doors to the courtroom flew open, and an obviously zombified woman walked in.</p>
<p>&#8220;My love!&#8221; said the defendant.</p>
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		<title>Ad Lib</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 15:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;That woman has two vaginas! What the&#8211;&#8221; &#8220;CUT! What the hell do you think you&#8217;re doing?&#8221; asked the director. &#8220;Well, I thought the original line was a bit predictable, so I thought I might just&#8211;&#8221; said the actor. &#8220;Play it as written!&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m firing my agent tonight,&#8221; muttered the actor.]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;CUT! What the hell do you think you&#8217;re doing?&#8221; asked the director.</p>
<p>&#8220;Well, I thought the original line was a bit predictable, so I thought I might just&#8211;&#8221; said the actor.</p>
<p>&#8220;Play it as written!&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m firing my agent tonight,&#8221; muttered the actor.</p>
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