Major hit.

Banking system collapses when soulless rich bankers buy everything.

World becomes a better place.

“This device,” he announced to his assistants, “will rid the world, nay, the entire universe, of something completely unneeded. Activate the device.”

There was a sudden flash!

“What’s disappeared?” asked an assistant.

“Nothing, it seems,” said a disappointed Professor Twolemmings, after looking around.

I’ve gone around the world, and out in space.  I’ve visited the deepest oceans, and the tallest summits.  I’ve been inside the Sun.

But right now, I’m in Ottawa.

Sometimes, my mind takes me where I’d rather not go.