The miller’s son learned that the best starch to be obtained from grain was the starch that got compacted at the bottom.
That starch commanded a higher price. A stiffer price.
Then, his stock of special starch was stolen.
Thus went the story of the Raiders of the Low Starch.
Hi Dad,
You’d love it here. All the hottest women who’ve ever died are here, and they’re all up for anything.
I just had a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jayne Mansfield. Yeah.
Next, I’m going to jam for a bit with Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix and Keith Moon.
Your Son
Hi Mom,
I’m having a lot of fun on my trip. The weather’s been uniformly hot, and the people here are lots of fun.
Everybody’s who’s anybody is here.
Don’t worry about me, I’m wearing clean underwear, and I’m brushing my teeth after every meal.
Hell is fun!
Your Son