Effluvium

He would do this thing where he could guess what you had eaten in the past 12 hours simply by smelling your farts.

His accuracy was uncanny.

One day, though, a particularly smelly one stumped him, but good.

“It must be something I’ve never smelled before.”

“Probably.  I’m a cannibal.”

“Oh.”

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