It was a daring and dangerous escape. Seriously, you should have been there. Truly spectacular. Even the Prince helped!
Once they got out of the dungeon, they found that they were, quite literally, nowhere.
“That’s what happens when you cross the Bridge to Nowhere,” said a mysterious voice.
She knew she had to get to The Other Side, but had no idea what she would find there.
This was, literally, Nowhere. It even said so on the sign.
Even the ground seemed immaterial. People she’d meet weren’t quite there.
Suddenly, something immaterial hit her and knocked her out.
In the year 2768, scientists puzzling over the seemingly eternal popular appeal of some popular musical acts from the twentieth century decided to create AI simulacra of The Beatles.
The first versions took some data too literally, which led to a George Harrison AI that was just a little too quiet.