It was a daring and dangerous escape. Seriously, you should have been there. Truly spectacular. Even the Prince helped!
Once they got out of the dungeon, they found that they were, quite literally, nowhere.
“That’s what happens when you cross the Bridge to Nowhere,” said a mysterious voice.
“What’s that smell?”
“That, my good friend, is the smell of fear, amplified a billion-fold.”
“Smells like stale pee.”
“One of the ingredients.”
“What do you mean?”
“Well, is it toxic or something?”
“It’s perfectly safe.”
Just then, all predators in a ten-mile radius burst in and ate them.