Published at: 09:11 pm - Saturday November 07 2009
When the zoo was abandoned, many of the animals died, for lack of care.
Not the monkeys! They thrived, using their above-average intelligence (for animals) to mimic the humans who once took care of them.
They multiplied. There was monkey shit everywhere.
A sea of monkeys.
Monkey sea, monkey doo-doo.
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Published at: 11:10 am - Tuesday October 20 2009
Vampires and zombies emerged at the same time.
Nobody knows why.
They fought for their main resource: live humans.
Eventually, none were left. The zombies and vampires stopped fighting, with nothing left to fight for.
Gradually, with no “food” left, both groups faded away.
Guess that’s a happy ending, right?
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Published at: 11:08 am - Thursday August 13 2009
A faraway future:
POOF!
“Hi!”
“Who are you?”
“I’m your guardian angel.”
“Boy are you wasting your time, then.”
“Why? You think you don’t deserve me?”
“No.”
“You already have a guardian angel?”
“Nope.”
“You don’t believe in angels?”
“Nah.”
“Then what?”
“I’m an angel too. The humans are gone.”
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