Inspiration

“Quick, write something, anything!”

“But I’m tapped-out!  I don’t have one original word left in me.  My mind’s a total blank, and he knows it.”

“You can do it.  You have to.  He’s got only five pages left.  When he finishes the last page, we’re dead.”

“Better dead than derivative.”

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Mario the Incompetent Plumber

“Ever stop to think that Mario might’ve deserved whatever Donkey Kong threw at him?”

Oh boy, another rant…

“Why?”

“Imagine DK hired Mario to fix his pipes.  Then the sewers backed up, and there’s shit everywhere.  So DK puts the shit into barrels, throws them at Mario, out of spite.”

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