Pick-ups

The first guy tried to pick up these three girls at a bar by flexing his muscles. They politely declined.

The second guy tried singing. They booed him away.

The third guy simply said, “You girls raise the bar.” And they left with him.

Girls just want to have pun.

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Drunk

“You’re drunk,” the full glass of water said to the half-empty glass next to it.

The half-empty glass thought about this for a bit, and finally said, “I’m only half-drunk, but you’re just full of…”

And then the half-empty glass fell over, and poured its contents all over the bar.

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