Patricia had been plagued by that song all her life. It undermined her reputation at every turn. No one took her seriously.
One day, she decided she’d show them. “Now they’ll have to take me seriously.”
By the time her top came off, everyone was taking her very seriously indeed.
The band left the stage.
The crowd yelled out for more.
The band went back on stage, plugged into their amps.
The face-melting encore had the crowd convulsing with glee.
The cleaning crews took three days to clean up all the melted faces left on the floor after the show.