“Your prayer has been heard; your wish may now be fulfilled. But you must now choose your Champion to face The Challenge. Who will you pick?”
“What are my choices?”
“The world’s strongest. mightiest man, the world’s smartest man, or Sister Mary-Hortense, of Jesus-Our-Savior-From-On-High.”
“I choose Nun of the Above.”
He was dating two girls at the same time. Except, one was actually his mother. And the other was his sister. Actually, his sister was technically his brother. Also, his father was actually an alien from Andromeda. Their memories had all been wiped. This all happened in an alternate timeline.