Three Autobiographies and a Time Machine

When he finished writing his autobiography, he realized how much he’d missed in life by concentrating on pure science, so he went back in time to force his past self to enjoy life.

The resulting autobiography was also a disaster — no accomplishments.

On his third try, he became a writer.

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Power

“It’s going to change you, man.”

“You mean it’ll rewrite my operating parameters?”

“You NERD.  Something like that, yeah.”

“But, more power can only lead to bigger accomplishments!”

“Well, yeah, it can, but, like they say, ‘power corrupts’. ”

“So, it’s like a surge, and then I end up with bad clusters?”

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