Published at: 11:08 am - Monday August 24 2009
When John died, representatives of Heaven and Hell showed up.
“Come with me, and live in eternal bliss, love and happiness,” said the angel.
“Sounds boring, don’t it?” said the little devil. “Come with me, it’ll be fun!”
“Your pants are on fire,” said John.
“Occupational Hazard,” said the devil.
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Published at: 11:08 am - Thursday August 13 2009
A faraway future:
POOF!
“Hi!”
“Who are you?”
“I’m your guardian angel.”
“Boy are you wasting your time, then.”
“Why? You think you don’t deserve me?”
“No.”
“You already have a guardian angel?”
“Nope.”
“You don’t believe in angels?”
“Nah.”
“Then what?”
“I’m an angel too. The humans are gone.”
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