Published at: 09:11 pm - Saturday November 07 2009
When the zoo was abandoned, many of the animals died, for lack of care.
Not the monkeys! They thrived, using their above-average intelligence (for animals) to mimic the humans who once took care of them.
They multiplied. There was monkey shit everywhere.
A sea of monkeys.
Monkey sea, monkey doo-doo.
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Published at: 11:09 am - Monday September 28 2009
“I just finished my new rock opera.”
“What’s it about?”
“Love, death, suffering… and bunnies.”
“Bunnies?”
“Gotta have bunnies!”
“Why?”
“They’re universal.”
“How so?”
“Bunnies never leave anyone indifferent.”
“Not true. I don’t care about bunnies. Your opera’s a lie!”
“Then you won’t mind if I kill this bunny, here.”
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