Published at: 05:09 pm - Saturday September 12 2009
A commercial.
Young boy who won’t finish his meal:
“I hate peas!”
TV announcer:
“Canned peas got you down? Did you know you can now get peas fresh, frozen, and many other ways?”
Chorus of Pea Industry people and their families:
“All we are saying, is give peas a chance!”
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Published at: 11:08 am - Saturday August 08 2009
Run.
Run.
Run.
Stop.
Pant.
Breathe.
Scream.
Run.
Run.
Run.
Stop.
Door!
Open.
Light!
Burns!
See.
People.
Frozen.
Confused…
Touch.
Hard?
Yes.
Statues.
Impressed.
Look.
Movement!
Run.
Catch!
Kid?
Midget?
Leprechaun?
Goblin!
Icky…
Bitten!
Scream!
Pain.
Disappeared.
Where?
Door.
Slam!
Lock.
Walk.
Open?
Locked.
Numbness…
Slowing…
Immobile.
Stuck!
Statue.
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