Santa Claus: Coming Soon to a Town Near You

“He sees you when you’re sleeping, He knows when you’re awake,” sang Tom.

“Why are you singing that song?  We’re in September,” said Jim.

“Didn’t you hear?  Santa Claus is now a homicidal maniac.”

“I knew that.  So?”

“Do you really think he still keeps track of the current month?”

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