Published at: 11:01 am - Sunday January 10 2010
“I’m writing a novel.”
“What’s it about?”
“Everything!”
“Must be pretty long, then.”
“Not particularly, no. Actually, it’s probably going to be very short.”
“Then why aren’t you done yet?”
“It’s hard.”
“Ha! What’s so hard about writing a short novel?”
“Well, you try writing a short novel about Everything!”
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Published at: 11:08 am - Saturday August 01 2009
I kept telling him to write more simply, that it would lead to his readers actually being able to understand his stories, and maybe even liking them, for a change, but the man just wouldn’t listen and kept on writing one long run-on sentence, somehow afraid to reach the perio–
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