When the Aliens Came

“When the aliens came–”

“You start all your stories with that.”

He disregarded the rude interruption.

“When the alie–”

“Why won’t you tell a different story?”

He sighed.

“Because it’s a defining moment in our history. It changed things forever.”

“History is no excuse for lack of imagination.”

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On the Job

Another boring day at the office. Same old dreadfully tedious numbers.

Except when there’s a discrepancy, in which case it’s the same old procedure, even if the moment of discovery is exciting for about a second.

As my cubicle neighbor starts to sneeze uncontrollably, I login to my auditor’s account.

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