Published at: 11:01 pm - Friday January 08 2010
“Quick, write something, anything!”
“But I’m tapped-out! I don’t have one original word left in me. My mind’s a total blank, and he knows it.”
“You can do it. You have to. He’s got only five pages left. When he finishes the last page, we’re dead.”
“Better dead than derivative.”
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Published at: 11:10 am - Monday October 12 2009
“That woman has two vaginas! What the–”
“CUT! What the hell do you think you’re doing?” asked the director.
“Well, I thought the original line was a bit predictable, so I thought I might just–” said the actor.
“Play it as written!”
“I’m firing my agent tonight,” muttered the actor.
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