Shutzbot I
“Shazzbot,” said Shutzbot.
Shutzbot always said that when he was discovered.
“Bleep bloop bleep” was the usual follow-up, but not today. No, today Shutzbot is different.
Today, Shutzbot is 5.3 years old. He has reached robot puberty.
Shutzbot needs to find a socket to plug into.
His synthetic hormones demand it.