Published at: 11:12 pm - Wednesday December 09 2009
“But before you cross, listen to me!”
“Oh, boy, what now?”
“Crossing the bridge won’t be easy. Hope you brought plenty of food.”
“Is it a long journey?”
“No, but every few minutes, a gnome will stop you and ask for something to eat. Better give them something than argue.”
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Published at: 05:09 pm - Saturday September 12 2009
A commercial.
Young boy who won’t finish his meal:
“I hate peas!”
TV announcer:
“Canned peas got you down? Did you know you can now get peas fresh, frozen, and many other ways?”
Chorus of Pea Industry people and their families:
“All we are saying, is give peas a chance!”
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