The Major Leagues

“I don’t understand why the team got rid of me.”

“Widegger, you’re an OK outfielder, but you’re too naive.”

“What do you mean? I never renegotiated my contract, and my stats are above average.”

“You haven’t heard what they’re saying?  ‘You can catch more flies with money than with Widegger.’”

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The Infinite Strip-Tease

The girl kept on seductively stripping, but every garment she removed left a residue that  gradually covered her again.

“That poor girl’s going to die of exhaustion.”

“Not my problem, she signed the contract, she can’t leave the stage until she’s completely nude.”

“It’s inhuman, yet I can’t stop watching.”

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