The Note

He walks up to the teller, and hands her a note.

Without reading it, she triggers the silent alarm and waits for the whole security shebang. Before he knows it, he’s trapped in a net, and being carted out to jail.

She finally picks up the note, reading, “I’m mute.”

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The Election

When he asked for a re-count, they thought he was just delaying the inevitable.

They were going to make him the Leader, for the next four years.

And then they’d put him in jail for another four.

He was honest, but statistics were against him.

They were just being proactive.

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