“I had to fire half my staff.”
“You only had four employees!”
“So? I still had to fire two people.”
“When my best floor technician, Harry White, left, I hired two asian techs to replace him.”
“But, didn’t you just fire two asians?”
“Two Wongs don’t make a White.”
When he asked for a re-count, they thought he was just delaying the inevitable.
They were going to make him the Leader, for the next four years.
And then they’d put him in jail for another four.
He was honest, but statistics were against him.
They were just being proactive.